my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk
IS MOON DAY!!! MOOOOON DAY!!!! THE DAY OF MOOOOON! HAPPY MOON DAY 🌝 (we landed on the moon today in 1969)
Menelaus voice omg Telemachus I recognize you I fucked ur dad big time and in fact we still would have been together to this day if the gods weren’t dicks
what is the first thing that comes to ur mind when u think of the person u rb'd this from?





